Fun4Two, the awesome swinger club outside Amsterdam!

A liberal club where everything happens.

Amsterdam lives in our imagination as the city of freedom and sex. Surprisingly, though, the most lively swinger club in the Netherlands is outside Amsterdam! The liberal Fun4Two is in Moordrecht, a town a bit far from the biggest cities, 74km from Amsterdam and 18km from Rotterdam.

Amsterdam has a few swinger clubs, with one that stands out: the Parenclub Fata-Morgana. But that’s a topic for another post. Let’s now tell you everything you need to know about Fun4Two to have the best swing night of your life.

Ms. F arriving at Fun4Two for a night full of fun
Ms. F arriving at Fun4Two from Amsterdam for a night full of fun

Is Fun4Two among the top ten swinger clubs in the world? Among the top five? Three better? Whatever the list, Fun4Two will be there. It’s a classic club, the crème de la crème of the liberal evening, the best Netherlands has to offer. If you are in Amsterdam or Rotterdam, don’t miss it: it’s worth the trip.

The Basics: What is Fun4Two?

It is a very traditional swinger club 74km from Amsterdam where only couples or women can enter (except on a Friday a month when couples can bring a male friend).

It’s open from Friday to Sunday as well as on some holidays like New Years. It is large with plenty of space to stroll around, a heated pool, a fully equipped tantric massage room, a large tatami mat in the attic, two bars, and a night club.

Arriving at Fun4Two in Moordrecht, Holland
Arriving at Fun4Two in Moordrecht, Holland, a small town not too far from Amsterdam.

Accommodations and Outdoor Area

There is a large outdoor area with a swimming pool and barbecue area where parties take place during sunny summer Sundays. There is also a large common grassy area that during parties is taken over by mattresses and couples having fun. Fun being sex, of course.

Where the swinger parties are set on sunny Sundays
Where the swinger parties are set on sunny Sundays

On the grounds, there are three different accommodation options in which guests can stay. It’s a luxury to be able to stay on the grounds and go back to your room when you need to. We recommend that you book as far in advance as possible and stay two or three nights at the club. During the day, you can take time to visit this region of the Netherlands which is beyond beautiful.

There are three accommodation options at the club, each, of course, with their own advantages and disadvantages. When staying, you receive the key to the gate of the property so you can enter and leave at will.

Quarto de massagem Tantra no Fun4Two, Holanda.

A couple of Dutch friends gave us this massage cream they got from the Tantra’s room. And we though only Brazilians did this kind of things! Anyway, it was kind and fun.

The three accommodation options are:

Apartment:

This is our favorite option of which we stayed for a total of eight nights.

  • The pros:
    • It is connected to the common areas of the the swinger club by a secret, keyed passage. You can sneak in and out whenever you please, getting a drink in the room, visit the bathroom or take guests. It’s a luxury.
    • The decor is hot with tons of sexy photos lining the walls.
    • It’s large, with two large double beds.
    • There is a comfortable kitchen with a fridge, sink, dishwasher, and spacious bin, plus a good table for breakfast.
 The spacious apartment at Fun4Two
This spacious apartment at Fun4Two swinger club is a much better option than sleeping in Amsterdam or Rotterdam.
  • The cons:
    • The bathroom is small, the shower and sink are cramped and there is no door or separation between the toilet and the rest of the room. The Dutch people are no frills but I’m a Brazilian and I think this lack of door is freaking.
    • The stairs to the apartment, which is in the attic of the club, is steep and narrow. We would not recommend carrying large luggage up the stairs.
    • The safe box has never worked for us, and we’ve been going for ten years!
    • If you leave a gap in the window in the winter, your room will cool down and you’ll never be able to warm it back up enough, especially if you’re used to the hot Brazilian weather.
    • There is a TV and DVD player that look like they’re from the last century (if they’ve updated this, please let us know!)
The hot decorations on the walls helps the mood fro the swinger night.
The hot decorations on the walls helps the mood fro the swinger night.

The apartment, which holds up to two couples, costs:

  • With one couple:
    • 340 Euros per couple for one night
    • 290 Euros per couple, per night, if you book two nights in a row
    • 280 Euros per couple, per night, if you book three nights in a row
  • With two couples:
    • 290 Euros per couple for one night
    • 240 Euros per couple, per night, if you book two nights in a row
    • 230 Euros per couple, per night, if you book three nights in a row

The Gypsy Wagon:

A lovely and charming option of which we got to spend four nights at.

  • The Pros:
    • It is super cute
    • It’s much easier to get in and out of compared to the apartment
    • It’s great for taking sexy photos
    • It’s close to the outdoor pool and can be a great option for the Sunday barbecues in the summer
    • It’s easy to get to and from, leaving it a good option if you need to leave very early before the club staff wake up
The Gypsy Wagon seen from the outside: right on the swinger spot for Sunday's parties.
The Gypsy Wagon seen from the outside: right on the swinger spot for Sunday’s parties.
  • The Cons:
    • It’s pretty small, so if you have big suitcases, they will occupy a lot of your space
    • Eating breakfast is not easy as it lacks tablespace
    • There is no internal passageway to the clube like the Apartment.
The inside of the Gypsy Wagon is comfortable and cute. The bed easily fit some swinger guests.
The inside of the Gypsy Wagon is comfortable and cute. The bed easily fit some swinger guests.

The Gypsy Wagon, which holds just one couple, costs:

  • 315 Euros for one night
  • 265 Euros for each night, if you book two nights in a row
  • 255 Euros for each night, if you book three nights in a row

The comfortable Chalet:

The inside of the chalet that includes a living room and kitchen, offering additional comforts of home and space for swinger party if you made enough friends.
The inside of the chalet that includes a living room and kitchen, offering additional comforts of home and space for swinger party if you made enough friends.

The chalet has infrastructure that the other rooms do not have and is able to hold up to two couples. We have been able to stay here for two nights.

  • The Pros:
    • It is much more comfortable than the other rooms, it is quite spacious
    • It is within easy reach, with no stairs, unlike the apartment!
    • It is easy to get to and from, leaving it a good option if you need to leave very early before the club staff wake up
  • The Cons:
    • It does not have the charm of the Gypsy Wagon, nor is it connected to the club like the Apartment
    • It has a TV and DVD player that look like they’re from the last century (if they’ve updated this, please let us know!)
View the Fun4Two Chalet, both inside and out!

The Chalet can accommodate up to two couples and costs:

  • With one couple:
    • 360 Euros per couple for one night
    • 310 Euros per couple, per night, if you book two nights in a row
    • 300 Euros per couple, per night, if you book three nights in a row
  • With two couples:
    • 310 Euros per couple for one night
    • 260 Euros per couple, per night, if you book two nights in a row
    • 250 Euros per couple, per night, if you book three nights in a row

All inclusive swinger club is the Dutch way

The Fun4Two swinger club is all-inclusive meaning that paid entrance includes not only your towels, laundry, and condoms, but also many types of alcoholic drinks (wine, beer, and whiskey), energy drinks, juices, and pasme: a delicious dinner.

While very strange for us Brazilians, the Dutch include a buffet dinner. But, leave your prejudices at home, this dinner is delicious! Not only that but at dinnertime, it’s a great opportunity to chat and make friends. It also includes impeccable service and everything is fresh, organized and clean.

Bars

There also two bars in the club, one for smokers and one for non-smokers. The drinks are decent, but we found them to be a bit watery. While I understand the reason; they do not want customers drunk, it annoys those who are accustomed to drinking. Our solution was to ask for a triple dose and pretend the ice has already melted. Unless you look and act drunk, they will serve you at will. Considering the neckline of the friendly women behind the bar, returning isn’t that big of a deal either ;).

The buffet is open until the end of the party, because who doesn’t get hungry after a few hours of sex?

Our drink experiences were as such:

  • Whiskey with an energy drink: good but watery
  • Wine: average, acceptable for an all-inclusive
  • Sparkling: we are picky with sparkling so it wasn’t very good. They do sell champagne a la carte for high prices, though.
  • Juices and coconut water: good

Drugs

Illegal drugs, including the more or less legal pot, are not allowed in the swinger club. Yes, some people discreetly use them, but the staff will be very unhappy with you if you do it under they watch. Better stick to Viagra.

Food at the rooms

The accommodations include a lot of yummy snacks as well! The refrigerator comes full of drinks such as red wine, white wine, and beers. The breakfast is a delight as well including hard boiled eggs, yogurt, ham, cheese, bread and croissants with fruit, butter, and jam. All very yummy! Breakfast is delivered to the room and there is a coffee maker in each room.

The club, however, does not serve lunch, so if you’re staying more than one day, you must bring food with you or go to lunch in the city. The nearest town is Gouda which will cost you about 50 Euros to get there and back by taxi.  

Ms. F has been dissatisfied for years because there is no ice cream in the club, and the “competitor” Fata Morgana has delicious self service ice cream. To console herself, she fills her pockets with the delicious mints served at the entrance (which you cannot miss!).

What days are best to go to Fun4Two?

The club opens promptly at 9:00 PM on Friday and Saturday, which to us in Brazil might mean to arrive at midnight, but not here! At 9:00 sharp, there is already a line outside the door and by 9:30 PM the club is full. Get there one time! Everyone arrives on time in the Netherlands.  

Fridays: Usually good, lively, and full but not crowded. No reservation required and the queue isn’t usually that long. It opens at 9:00 PM, and closes at 3:00 AM, and everyone needs to be in only their underwear from 22:30 onwards. Once a month, on Friday, couples can bring a male friend, so if this bothers you or pleases you, check the website to see the calendar.

Saturdays: It’s the biggest day of the week. If you can choose any day to go, we recommend you go on a Saturday. It is crowded so the club more or less accepts reservations. If you don’t plan on arriving during the day to party, you might want to try and get a reservation. The club opens at 9:00 PM and closes at 4:00 AM. From 22:30 onwards, only underwear and lingerie are allowed. The audience is of all ages: several couples in their 20s, the vast majority of the 30s to 40s and also several couples in the 50s. Most of the public tend to be fit and handsome.

Sundays: The audience is smaller and older, which can be good or bad depending on your age. In winter, the club is a little slow on Sundays. In the summer it is lively: open earlier and with outdoor barbecue. We recommend going on Sundays only in the summer, or if you’re looking for an audience in the late ’40s through late 60s.

Special occasions

Special parties: The swinger club has themed nights that require specific costumes, so make sure to look at the calendar so you can come appropriately dressed. We went on two spectacular parties, and they turned out to be our favorite Fun4Two days. We were at a Kinky Party and also a at New Year, which was Chinese-themed.

Decorations for the Chinese-themed New Year's party at Fun4Two, a super fun swinger Réveillon at the Netherlands.
Decorations for the Chinese-themed New Year’s party at Fun4Two, a super fun swinger Réveillon at the Netherlands.

Very few couples go to Fun4Two just to spectate, almost everyone is there to interact in some way, even if it is not a complete couple exchange. Most of the party goers are Dutch, but there can be a big population of foreigners as well, depending on the time of year. Ms. F has met French, Belgian, Russian, Korean, and Israeli girls.

Ms. F gets a foot massage in our room at Fun4Two from a gorgeous friend from the Netherlands, during New Years eve.
Ms. F gets a foot massage in our room at Fun4Two from a gorgeous friend from the Netherlands, during New Years eve.

Underwear?

As of 22:30 every night, the only acceptable clothing is underwear. Around that time, everyone gets changed and keeps their clothes in the cabinets which are included in the entrance fee and are easily accessible at any time. The locker rooms are ideal for pulling in conversation and making friends with your neighbors!

This obligation to stay in panties or underwear, along with the swimming pool and the tantric massage room, makes things happen. There are always couples in action from ten o’clock onwards!

Naked pool

In the pool, of course, everyone enters without any clothes at all. There’s a funny sign saying you can not have sex in the pool, but let’s be real, that’s just a joke! In those ten years attending the club, we’ve never seen anyone take that sign seriously. Of course, in the pool, it is not possible to use condoms, so there is no exchange of couples.

Outfit

Fun4Two does not select clients at the entry, denying entry for older or out of shape people is prohibited. The only criterion is clothes, especially during thematic parties. Fun4Two is not meant to be fancy like Les Chandelles. It’s a place to go dressed as if you would go to a nice restaurant: shirt and social pants, usually without blazer.

The Fun4Two swinger club is picky on theme nights. You need to carefully follow the chosen theme, or you will have trouble participating. It can not be more or less: the club takes it seriously.

Ms. F's costume for the kinky themed party: trying the outfit at Ink Hotel in Amsterdam, before going to the swinger club in another city of the Netherlands.
Ms. F’s trying the outfit at Ink Hotel in Amsterdam, the week after going to the swinger club kinky party in another part of the Netherlands.

We arrived at a party that required leather, and Ms. F was wearing a beautiful black latex outfit. Result? Barred at the door. Luckily there was an option to buy a new suit on the spot. In the Netherlands, a rule is is to be followed. And we latex is no leather.

These kinky tees are acceptable at the clubhouse after 22:30, on normal days, at the swinger club.
These kinky tees are acceptable at the clubhouse after 22:30, on normal days, at the swinger club.
This is the perfect lingerie for the underwear rule after 22:30. It is sexy, flashy and leaves no doubt that it is lingerie. Buy one in Amsterdam before going to the club.
This is the perfect lingerie for the underwear rule after 22:30. It is sexy, flashy and leaves no doubt that it is lingerie. Buy one in Amsterdam before going to the club.

From our observations, the regulars were generally in shape and good looking, with the odd overweight person here and there. On Fridays and Saturdays, the audience is men aged from 25 to 60 years and the women are 25-50 years of age.

Is English essential?

It helps a lot, and the lack of English will limit the possibilities, assuming you do not speak Dutch. However, I would not miss going to the club for that, but if neither of you is fluent in English, it will be difficult to establish a dialogue with other couples. With luck, you will find some Spanish speaking couples.

However, time and time again dialogue is not always necessary. We recommend to the couple who do not speak English to give preference to the environments in which one does not expect much conversation: the attic mat and the dance floor. The pool and the minicity can also be conducive at busy times, when a silly hand says more than words.

Hint: no it’s not. Crawling away is no. If you think it looks like a no, it is a no.

A cute small Amsterdam in the swinger club

One of the best areas of the swinger club is a small replica of Amsterdam’s town houses. Small rooms with small doors, where you can take you new friends for some action.

The best and the worst of Fun4Two:

The best parts of the swinger club:

  • Great open environments that favor interaction
  • Very well maintained with a pool, barbeque area, and mattresses in the summer
  • The pool is clean, beautiful and functional. It is one of the best spots in the club.
  • The Tatami is the biggest we have ever seen
  • The ambiance which is great for massages in the tantric massage room
  • There are great lodging options, something very useful for a swinger club outside Amsterdam
Vagão Cigano do Fun4Two - primeira vista interna - Gypsy Wagon
Ms. F getting ready for the party in the Gypsy Wagon

What the club leaves to be desired:

  • Access: it is far from Amsterdam and you really can’t get anywhere on foot or by public transportation. The only way to get to and from the club is by taxi or private car.
  • They rarely respond to emails, they don’t answer the phone in English and they don’t allow messages through Facebook.
  • Confusing website: Not only is it only in Dutch, but it is also disorganized with information in pictures and PDFs that don’t allow translation by Google.

How to get to the swinger club from Amsterdam or Rotterdam

This is the club’s biggest challenge. The Fun4Two swinger club is far from Amsterdam. It is between the beautiful village of Gouda – where they make those delicious cheeses – and the city of Rotterdam. Ideally, you should stay at the club itself.

If you like driving, a comfortable way to get there is by renting a car. Almost all the Dutch go by car and there is free and ample parking. However, if you are not sleeping at the club or in the town of Gouda, twenty minutes away, driving is probably a bad idea because you need to leave at dawn and you may be too drunk to drive. We unfortunately made this mistake in 2007 and we do not recommend it to anyone!

In addition, Amsterdam is not a car-friendly city: it is difficult to drive with so many bicycles, the historic center lives in works and the parking lots are expensive.

By train and taxi from Amsterdam

We always go by train, departing from Amsterdam. There is a certain magic in traveling by train through Holland because the scenery is beautiful, the trains are punctual and Gouda is quiet and pleasant. From Amsterdam to Gouda train station is less than an hour, and then we could get a taxi to the swinger club.

See the app (download on Google Play or Appstore) that you can use to know the train times, as well as buy tickets:

The train from Amsterdam Centraal costs less than 25 euros for the couple.

In rounded numbers, it is about 100 euros for the couple to go and get back to the swinger club from Amsterdam: a 50 euros for four train tickets (round trip) and a further 50 by taxi to go and return from Fun4Two to Gouda, where the station is.

To buy the train tickets, you can use this app called “NS”, although we buy in yellow machines at the station, which accept Visa and MasterCard (but not Amex!). It’s easy and fast, and we never saw a queue. There are trains every 10 to 20 minutes, but there are no late night trains from the swinger club to Amsterdam! If you choose to go by train, you need a room in the club or in Gouda.

How much will cost this adventure?

1. From Amsterdam, by car, staying at the swinger club.

We recommend that you spend two days at the club. It will cost about 120 Euros to rent a cheap car for the weekend and 580 Euros to stay two nights in the apartment, including entrance and dinner at the club, in addition to breakfast. Add a little on to that for gas. Total cost: about 750 Euros for the weekend, with a simple lunch on Saturday in Gouda.

2. From Amsterdam, by train, staying at the swinger club.

We recommend that you spend two days at the club. It will cost about 50 Euros to pay for four train tickets (return to Gouda for a couple), 100 Euros in taxis for the club and 580 Euros to stay two nights in the apartment, including entrance and dinner in the club, breakfast. Taxis include the return trip to Gouda on Saturday, so you get to know the city. Total cost: also about 750 Euros for the weekend, with a simple lunch on Saturday in Gouda.

From Amsterdam to the swinger club by Train. The club is between Gouda and Rotterdam.
From Amsterdam to the swinger club by Train. The club is between Gouda and Rotterdam.

3. From Amsterdam, by train, staying at Gouda.

We recommend that you spend two days at Gouda, getting there by train. It will cost about 50 Euros to pay for four train tickets (return to Gouda for a couple), 100 Euros in taxis for the club (return trip of Gouda, twice) and 225 Euros of entry into the club for the two days, including dinner at the club and 250 Euros to stay at the Best Western for two nights in Gouda. Total cost: about 550 Euros for the weekend, with a simple lunch on Saturday in Gouda.

4. From Rotterdam, going to the swinger club just for the party, by taxi.

If you are already staying in Rotterdam, you can simply take a taxi to the party. If you go Friday and Saturday, this will cost the price of four taxis (about 240 Euros, but it depends on the place of Rotterdam you are) and the 225 Euros of tickets. It’s 465 Euros, not to mention the cost of your lodging. You might be able to save a little by getting an Uber from Rotterdam (on the way back you will not be able to call a Uber, but the club can easily call a taxi). Total cost: varies depending on your lodging in Rotterdam.

Except for the third option, we’ve tested them all. Our favorite is the second option, mainly because Mr. F does not like to drive and Ms. F does not have a driver’s license, and we love trains.

Accommodation outside the swinger club

Accommodation in Rotterdam

If you are staying in Rotterdam, a taxi will cost you 50-60 Euros to get too and from the swinger club. While it’s expensive, it’s not impossible. An Uber, will be about 30-40 Euros each way, which is super easy to catch in town, but impossible to get at the club so don’t count on it. The Novotel Brainpark is very conveniently located at the right side of the city, from the swinger club perspective.

Accomodation in Amsterdam

If you are staying in Amsterdam, a taxi will actually take you to the swinger club, wait, and then bring you back for 200-250 euros. It’s an expensive and far from ideal option. Our favorite hotel in Amsterdam is Ink Hotel: they have the most awesome team of people working there, rooms are super clean and beautifully decorated and the location is perfect. We’ve stayed months already at this fabulous hotel along the years.

Accommodation in Gouda

To stay close to the swinger club without staying at the club itself, the best option seems to be the Best Western Plus in Gouda. We’ve never stayed there but it is our backup option for the day that the Fun4Two is booked. The taxi from Gouda to the club costs approximately 23 Euros.

The surrounding areas of Fun4Two

If you stay at the swinger club, you will certainly be out for the weekend. There is nothing to do at Fun4Two during the day, minus taking some photos in the outdoor area. What are your options to enjoy the day in this beautiful region of the Netherlands?

Gouda

It is a beautiful little town in the medieval style, less than 20 minutes by taxi or car from the swinger club, where you arrive by train when coming from Amsterdam.

Gouda is famous for the central square filled with restaurants and a cheese fair on Thursday mornings from April to August. On Thursdays, Fun4Two is not open so you probably won’t be there, but don’t worry: Saturday has a great flea market, with several stalls selling Gouda cheese! We highly recommend and suggest finding our favorite cheese, a Gouda aged 2 years with cumin. It’s unmissable.

Gouda flea market cheese roll: better cheese options than in Amsterdam
Gouda flea market cheese roll: better cheese options than in Amsterdam

The name of the city is pronounced in a strange way for a foreigner. See here how to speak the name of the city so that the locals understand.

A Medieval church in Gouda
A Medieval church in Gouda

Gouda has beautiful medieval buildings and a variety of cheese shops, offering dozens of “steaks”:

A cheese shop with where you can try many Gouda Cheeses
A cheese shop with where you can try many Gouda Cheeses

Rotterdam

It is easy to get to Rotterdam by car, taxi from the club (50-60 Euros) or train from Gouda (20 minutes, about 10 Euros for the couple).Rotterdam is the most economically active city in the Netherlands. The architecture is very different from Amsterdam, because it was hit hard in the second world war, and had to be rebuilt. Certainly worth the visit, for those who do not know.

Delft

At the factory in Delft, a specialist works on the creation of the typical blue ceramics.
At the factory in Delft, a specialist works on the creation of the typical blue ceramics.

Delft is about 45 minutes by train from Gouda (about 15 Euros for the couple) with an exchange at Rotterdam station. It is the city of famous blue ceramics and worth a visit to the Royal Delft factory, the only one of the original still active ceramic factories, which is a 15-minute walk from the train station. Beware, there are special hours in which you can visit, so look it up before you arrive.

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How did we discover all this?

We are a couple where he’s in his 40s and she’s in her 20s who both like to have fun! We love the liberal club Fun4Two, with all that it has to offer.

We went to Fun4Two swinger club for 17 nights through the years, mostly as side trips from Amsterdam. We were there by car, by taxi, and by train. We have already stayed in all the rooms, strolled around, we made a lot of mess like Brazilians do, and new friendships. We’ve even been kicked out of the dance floor for too much excitement – and, look, that’s not easy there to do that!

These were our great nights there:

  • 23/Nov/07, by car, in a dangerous “back and forth” of Amsterdam. Would not recommend.
  • 23/Mar/13, by taxi, direct from Amsterdam, hosted at The Grand. It was the most expensive taxi in our life.
  • 4 and 5/Oct/13, hosted in the Gypsy Wagon.
  • 18 and 19/Apr/14, hosted in the Apartment.
  • 10 and 11/Feb/18, hosted in the Apartment.
  • 16 and 17/Feb/18, hosted in the Gypsy Wagon.
  • 30/Jun/18 and 1/Jul/18, by taxi, direct from Rotterdam, hosted at Novotel Brainpark (on the right side of the city to go to Fun4Two)
  • 6 and 7/Jul/18, hosted in the Chalet.
  • 29, 30 and 31/Dec/18, hosted in the Apartment.

We have no ties to Fun4Two or any other swinger club. This is the club’s website for more information. This blog exclusively reflects our opinions and experiences.

Naturally, prices and rules may change over time. If you find something wrong, please let us know.

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